When you are an older couple, you quickly become comfortable with each other, and that can even mean doing things that are
outside of your usual comfort zone. It’s a beautiful thing to see this kind of closeness happen, but sometimes it can lead to
moments that are a bit improper or even uncomfortable. Still, the bond between two people who have spent many years
together often means they can laugh through just about anything.
The couple in the following joke are enjoying a playful moment in bed. After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man
suddenly lets out a fart and announces, “Seven points.” His wife, confused, asks, “What in the heck are you talking about?” The
old man replies, “I’m playing fart football!” A few minutes later, the wife
responds with her own fart and proudly says, “Touchdown! Tie score.”
The game continues with both of them trying to outdo each other. The old man farts again and boasts, “Touchdown! I’m
winning 14 to 7!” Not wanting to lose, the wife lets out another fart and shouts, “The score is tied!” The competition heats up,
and the old man strains harder than ever, determined not to be beaten.
But instead of a fart, he accidentally poops the bed. Hearing the unexpected noise, the wife asks, “What in the world was that
noise?” The old man quickly recovers with a joke, saying, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.” Their playful banter
shows how even the most awkward moments can be met with humor and love in a long-lasting relationship.
